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marking all a's on report cards would make your life so much simpler.
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meeting a child's parent instantly anwers the question, "why is this kid like this?"
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when out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.
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when out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.
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when you mention "vegetables" you are not talking about a food group.
you believe "extremely annoying" should have its own box on the report card.
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you can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
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you can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high bood pressure the moment you heard it uttered.
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you don't want children of your own because there isn't a name you could name your child that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure.
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you encourage an obnoxious arent to check into charter schools or home schooling.
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you encourage your spouse by telling them they are a "good helper".
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you have no life between august to june
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you know one hundred good reasons for being late.
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you refer to adults as "boys and girls".
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you think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
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you want to slap the next person who says, "must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have your summers free!"
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your personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time.
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you've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.
