You Might be a School Teacher if...

• marking all a's on report cards would make your life so much simpler.

• meeting a child's parent instantly anwers the question, "why is this kid like this?"

• when out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.

• when out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.

• when you mention "vegetables" you are not talking about a food group.
  you believe "extremely annoying" should have its own box on the report card.

• you can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

• you can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high bood pressure the moment you heard it uttered.

• you don't want children of your own because there isn't a name you could name your child that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure.

• you encourage an obnoxious arent to check into charter schools or home schooling.

• you encourage your spouse by telling them they are a "good helper".

• you have no life between august to june

• you know one hundred good reasons for being late.

• you refer to adults as "boys and girls".

• you think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.

• you want to slap the next person who says, "must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have your summers free!"

• your personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time.

• you've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.

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