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Welcome to Jokes for Teachers

Science Jokes: Part 6

submitted by TeacherPlanet Member


What microscopic animal solves mysteries?
Perry Mecium.

What would you get if you crossed vegetables with a necklace?
A food chain.

What do you call angry bacteria?
A cross culture.

How much was the science student paid?
A cent a grade (centigrade).

Why was the month so worried?
Its days were numbered.

What do you call a blue white metal?
Zinc about it.

What does a skeleton use for skating?
Its shoulder blades.

Where do you buy used arms for robots?
At a second hand store.

How did the computer programmer get out of prison?
He used the escape key

What do airports and computers have in common?
Terminals.

 


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