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• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?
• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
• Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
• If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
• If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
• If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
• Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
• You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
• You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
• What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
• When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?