Chemistry Jokes: Part Two

In the world of chemicals, a constant battle rages between the chemical supervillains and the chemical secret agents. The most esteemed of these is one (OO)7, international dyeing agent of mystery.

On one particularly hairy mission, he finds himself pitted against the evil genius of lore, Dr. Nitrogen Monoxide, who has set a devious trap in the form of an ordinary piece of white cloth.

After plummeting through a cleverly placed mechanosensitive membrane protein, (OO)7 is shocked to find himself soaking in to a tightly bound mesh of cotton fibers. (He is, after all, a dyeing agent !)

In desperation, he calls to his nemesis, "Do you expect me to talk,NO?"

The villain only chuckles maniacally. "No Mr Dye, I expect you to bond."