Little Billy and The Teacher: Part 2

 

Teacher: Billy,name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Billy: Me!


Billy: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.


Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Billy: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Billy: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.


Mother: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
Billy: You said it was my lunch money.