Little Billy Jokes - Part 4

 

TEACHER : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
Billy : Life imprisonment !

TEACHER : Name four members of the cat family
Billy : Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon ?
Billy : Australia, you can see the Moon at night !

TEACHER : Billy, can you find me Australia on the map please ?
Billy :There it is
TEACHER : Now, Billy, who discovered Australia ?
Billy : I did ! !