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Welcome to Jokes for Teachers

One Liner Jokes for Teachers - Part 1

 

Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
Because he swept her off her feet!

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils!

Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
He wanted the lesson to be very clear!

What is the center of gravity?
The letter "V" !

 


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Saturday Jul. 31, 2010


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